OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
WAIT WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE STOPLIGHT TRIO IN BOTTLES LIKE ZELDA FAIRIES!!! NO YAM NO
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
"What do babies know about me"
"will smith pageboy haircut"
Now I wanna play AC…
I hate this Nordic air and I want to go home