hey it's sinbad. i rule sindria but jafar owns my ass

i am the actual sinbad, other versions are awesome but i am the real one

i love being a charismatic person because it’s like you don’t even have to do anything you can just be sincere and people give you things so you start thinking you’re an evil demon with mind control powers

freckles-blog:

officialsinbad:

Actually I was more fantasizing about you laying eggs and me being cool snake dad, but whatever. Can we have sex with Baal equipped next week or something? We can go somewhere remote…

-nuzzles Ja’far towards the bedroom-

I promise I’ll keep my hands off your ass, unless you want me to do your glutes cos I will totally do your glutes cos those get cramped so bad and it sucks. And cramped glutes will make it harder for you to take dragon dicks…

I’m not sure about all that Sin. I’ll have to think about it. I don’t know if I could take two. I mean I suppose I could try, but it’s going to be a tight fit. I don’t mind everything stretching, but I mean, there’s a point where it just starts to tear.

-shakes head-

I don’t want to think about that. I’d rather just relax and cuddle for right now. We can make plans for that later.

distraught

You don’t have to take both at once and I’m sure Baal can help us with magic. He says he can help us. Because Baal loves you too. You are popular among the Djinn.

Let’s cuddle and not think about my weird sex ideas.

exploiting exes for food is kind of like a real job. it’s work and i am compensated, with pizza, the best kind of work.

literally all i have to do is be nice its the best kind of evildoing

"if i can conquer seven dungeons then ALL 70 of my school-level children can ace their finals"

sinbad’s answer to everything is “if i can conquer seven dungeons, then”

if i can conquer seven dungeons then jafar can become an egg laying snake man. 

(Source: legallysad)

freckles-blog:

officialsinbad:

You eat weird things and you scare me. You’re totally a snake. Did you know snakes have two dicks? Just like Baal. Two dicks…

-snaps back-

Right, yeah, bring your work, I’ll help you, I’ll give you a back massage…

Sin, you and I both know I only have one dick. Don’t go thinking about me having two now, because I will never ever be able to fulfill that fantasy.

-collects his work-

A massage might be nice though. So long as you keep your hands on my back, and not on my ass.

Actually I was more fantasizing about you laying eggs and me being cool snake dad, but whatever. Can we have sex with Baal equipped next week or something? We can go somewhere remote…

-nuzzles Ja’far towards the bedroom-

I promise I’ll keep my hands off your ass, unless you want me to do your glutes cos I will totally do your glutes cos those get cramped so bad and it sucks. And cramped glutes will make it harder for you to take dragon dicks…

jafar not liking sinbad’s home cooking is really difficult for sinbad because partevia is very much a food culture and that food is like, his family

he understands that jafar cant handle spicy though

freckles-blog:

officialsinbad:

…You don’t like my food?

-pouts-

Fine. I’m sorry. The food you make is fine. I’m sure I’ll gain your snakey superpowers by eating it. Can we cuddle?

Snakey superpowers. Sin I don’t… There’s no such… I’m not a snake.

-rolls eyes-

Fine, we can cuddle. Actually if you want I can spend some time with you right now, but I’ll have to bring my work with me.

You eat weird things and you scare me. You’re totally a snake. Did you know snakes have two dicks? Just like Baal. Two dicks…

-snaps back-

Right, yeah, bring your work, I’ll help you, I’ll give you a back massage…