hey it's sinbad. i rule sindria but jafar owns my ass

i am the actual sinbad, other versions are awesome but i am the real one

first person to make a gif of sinbad waggling his eyebrows gets… idk this can with sinbads face on it and zagan licking his lips on the top. the one from the herbs. its anime colors sinbad so i dont care that much

freckles-blog:

officialsinbad:

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As a matter of fact, I did, dear minister. Do you think I earned a kiss?

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With the way you’ve been lately, you’ve earned more than just a kiss.

You don’t mean… what I think you mean, do you?

i had a dream i was jafar and like i turned into a one eyed naga it was pretty radical. in that same dream i was in the future and i guess i was an assassin who got double crossed so i got the chance to clean up my life from when i was the age i am now … my soul moved 10 years into the future… and the soul i had in 2024 was dead

officialsinbad sent: Maybe you should do what I did and just stop for good. I mean, alcohol does make you die quicker. Plus, quitting has gotten me a lot more sex from Ja'far so it might be worth it

jafars-bitch:

officialsinbad:

jafars-bitch:

How does one just stop?I mean I suppose I could if I wanted to. I guess it might make Ja’far happy. And you did say more sex….

Forget about the sex. Does it make him happy?

There are a ton of things you can do instead. Like, pet kittens when you get that urge. Or just kiss him. Or think about kissing him. Think about cute things. Ja’far surrounded by kittens.

That’s… Not a bad idea. I do like kittens. They’re soft and friendly and I love it when they purr. It’s like they’re telling me they’re happy to see me.

… Ja’far surrounded by kittens? Doesn’t Ja’far eat cats?

Apparently it’s just mice and small herbivores. He’s able to control his reptilian instincts.

officialsinbad sent: Maybe you should do what I did and just stop for good. I mean, alcohol does make you die quicker. Plus, quitting has gotten me a lot more sex from Ja'far so it might be worth it

jafars-bitch:

officialsinbad:

jafars-bitch:

How does one just stop?I mean I suppose I could if I wanted to. I guess it might make Ja’far happy. And you did say more sex….

Forget about the sex. Does it make him happy?

It’s painful. Like, physically extremely painful. Like the worst hangover ever. And then you just… you just tell yourself not to do it, and just try and think of who you’re doing it for…

It makes Ja’far happy, I think. It’s one less thing to worry about, for sure.

Hmm. Doesn’t he realize how much more I’d have to rely on him if I just stopped? I don’t see how that will take stress off of him. But you have a point. It is bad for me. And I have too many things I need to do before I die.

I’m going to have to think this over.

There are a ton of things you can do instead. Like, pet kittens when you get that urge. Or just kiss him. Or think about kissing him. Think about cute things. Ja’far surrounded by kittens.

sevendeadlysinbad replied to your post:if i see another yaoi warning in the year of our…
YAOI WARNING: DON’T LIKE DON’T READ oh god war flashbacks i’m going to bed im old

why do these people warn for yaoi but not like… for badness. and then when they do warn for OOC-ness: why don’t they edit it? why don’t they make them IC? so many questions

freckles-blog:

officialsinbad:

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somebody please pay attention to me

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Did you finish your work for the day?

As a matter of fact, I did, dear minister. Do you think I earned a kiss?

officialsinbad sent: Maybe you should do what I did and just stop for good. I mean, alcohol does make you die quicker. Plus, quitting has gotten me a lot more sex from Ja'far so it might be worth it

jafars-bitch:

How does one just stop?I mean I suppose I could if I wanted to. I guess it might make Ja’far happy. And you did say more sex….

Forget about the sex. Does it make him happy?

It’s painful. Like, physically extremely painful. Like the worst hangover ever. And then you just… you just tell yourself not to do it, and just try and think of who you’re doing it for…

It makes Ja’far happy, I think. It’s one less thing to worry about, for sure.

if i see another yaoi warning in the year of our lord 2014 i am going to flip 5 tables

somebody please pay attention to me